Why am I seeing Pascal's Wager everywhere I look when I look at atheistic websites and blogs? The way people represent this argument, you'd think Pascal could barely count to 10. No offense, but most of you are no Voltaire (who, incidentally, sucked at math) and chances are that had you lived during Pascal's time and gotten a chance to debate with him, he would have easily eaten most of you for a lite midnight snack.

Blaise Pascal was a prodigy, incredible mathematician, philosopher, physicist, pre-computer scientist, inventor, and writer. He was led to religious conversion after having a mystical experience while recovering from a major accident. Together with a shittty childhood and chronic physical pain, a wonderful gift to someone at the onset of adulthood, he apparently needed emotional support and comfort that this Hell on Earth of a life wouldn't be his last. Besides, my bet is that the accident caused some mild, self-repairable brain damage, which would help explain his newfound crankiness.

Now to the Wager. Having read part of Pensées, including the pertinent part, I tend to side with those theists who contend that Pascal's Wager was not intended to be a serious argument either proving the existence of God or persuading hardcore atheists to do a 180° and go nail themselves to an inverted cross like St. Peter. Pascal just wanted to nudge fence-sitters over to his side of the fence. If true, then any and all attempts by hardcore atheists to refute this argument are missing the point and taking potshots (although, he sorta did have it coming) at a dead man.

Here's an idea. Debate me! Why not? It's not like you'll fail to deconvert me, so what do you have to lose, other than the debate? I will pretend to be Alvin Plantinga or maybe Paul Tillich if you prefer, you can pretend to be someone like Joseph McCabe or Baron d'Holbach, and we can debate any topic under the Son. Just tell me when and where and I'm there. I'll even type with one hand if that makes you feel better. Not much of a change there, anyways.