20thSeptember

Harris on Palin

When Atheists Attack

“Governor Palin, are you ready at this moment to perform surgery on this child’s brain?”

“Of course, Charlie. I have several boys of my own, and I’m an avid hunter.”

“But governor, this is neurosurgery, and you have no training as a surgeon of any kind.”

“That’s just the point, Charlie. The American people want change in how we make medical decisions in this country. And when faced with a challenge, you cannot blink.”

18thSeptember

Turkey Bans Dawkins

The Turkish government has forbidden its residents from accessing richarddawkins.net, thanks to complaints by Islamic creationist author and convicted felon Adnan Oktar (a.k.a. Harun Yahya (a.k.a. Adnan Hoca)). Goddamn, pick a name, already.