19thAugust
Introducing the Imbible
im·bible: v. To sip sherry and read the Good Book. (source)
The other day at lunch, I had this idea to make a lewd version of the Bible. I call it the Imbible. Imagine if the Bible had books like these:
- Genitalis
- Sexedus
- Limpidicus
- Humpers
- Screwederonomy
And so on. All it would take to rewrite the Bible in lewd form are a few word replacements and additions here or there, like this:
In the beginning Gods procreated in the heavens and on the earth. (QJV)
Sure, it would take work, but just think of the rewards.
The Atheist Messiah says 4th February @ 19:45
Interestingly, your “in unto” version would probably contain less fluff than the fluffing that went in unto the bible.
In other words, it would at least have a common theme throughout, probably make more sense and take a lot less work than the many centuries of absurd, raving and refined written gesticulations of stupid humans.